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My bathroom scale and I
do not see eye to eye.
 
I step up, it tells me one thing.
I step up again, and it argues with itself.
 
The elf that runs it, is a mischievous jokester.
He alters the readings to provide the first anxiety of my day –
To jolt me awake, get me ready for the real world.
 
I [...]

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